Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls
WOW!!! look achyo dumb ass!!! You is such a baboon-smuggla for tryin'
When someone tries so hard to push out a fart, they drop a turd in their pants.
"Johnny ripped a good one. In doing so, he pushed out a butt baboon."
fair aftican booty scratchers
dont read urban dictionary where they dont allow you to actually post real insuots like the n word or these fruity urban baboons well block you
A racial slur used to describe an African American, Especially one originating from the deep south
Black man: "heya, can you show me to town?"
White man: "yeah back the way ya came ya got damn Bayou Baboon!"