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When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy
your the baby I'm the daddy
When you have a MILF/cougar and have to let her know she the baby and you the daddy!
your the baby I'm the daddy
the national day to celebrate your baby daddy
baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍
someone: okay baby daddy
grandparents to the child of unwed mother
Tell your grand baby daddy sorry but I couldn't get him the application!
Hoe: so who finna be ya future baby daddy
Me: tshano sksksksk
The act of dating others but forbidding others from doing the same while dealing with you
Me and Tyron not together but i think he’s baby daddying.