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Someone who watches people play video games and tries to give them tips on how the game is "properly" played.
I like playing Fallout 3, but not around Nathan. He's a backseat gamer.
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Sexual position:
One person gets down onto their hands and knees while a male comes behind to connect the reproductive organs, the man then climbs onto the back of the person on the floor, using their ears to steer.
"Hey John, how about we try something more interesting tonight?
How about a Backseat Driver?"
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it's not a thing it's an activity. what you must do is:
1. sit somewhere towards the back of a gathering of people (ie: a classroom)
2. often times you either must look really cool or really threatening, often giving dirty looks at a speaker
3. can only be done in a public gathering (ie: a class, lecture, public address)
Jack: hey, Alex, Steve looks pissed.
Alex: Naw, he ain't pissed man, Steve be backseat thuggin'.
When you fart in your car, leave your vehicle for a few minutes and come back to a fart waiting in your car for you.
Dude I busted ass before running in the store to get some blunts, came back to my car only to get choked out by the Backseat Strangler.
the annoying people that sit in the back of church. normally eating and making fun. aka: my family 😎
“i hate dem der backseat baptists”
Similar to Backseat Gaming, it is the act of watching someone draw and constantly making unprompted suggestions and corrections.
Somebody - How about you make those eyes yellow?
Artist - Please stop Backseat Drawing. I'm drawing for me, not for you.
Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.
"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."