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A food Americans eat to gain a third chin
"Hey want some bacon."
"No you, bloody American"
Bacon is a salty cut of a pig. It is sometimes put in bread for a sandwich.
The bacon was very salt so Jack had to have a drink after his sandwich
Mostly known as the greatest meat of all time, bacon is also the greatest surname. The bacon’s Are quite the partyers and know how to have a good time in good ol Canada
Neighbor: boy those bacon’s sure are partyers
(UK) prison slang for pedo
Yo that guy over there he's a bacon ima cut him
The most DELICIOUS food in the world! When the smell of bacon confronts your nostrils, it... it is too great of a sensation that its too hard to explain. It's like when your parents are not at home and there is 4 tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and you eat too much of it and feel SO great after but then you want to eat more and you physically/mentally cant do it. That is what bacon is! :)
"Dude what did you have for breakfast"
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)
Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.
Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.
Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight
Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.