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A food Americans eat to gain a third chin
"Hey want some bacon."
"No you, bloody American"
Bacon is a salty cut of a pig. It is sometimes put in bread for a sandwich.
The bacon was very salt so Jack had to have a drink after his sandwich
Mostly known as the greatest meat of all time, bacon is also the greatest surname. The bacon’s Are quite the partyers and know how to have a good time in good ol Canada
Neighbor: boy those bacon’s sure are partyers
(UK) prison slang for pedo
Yo that guy over there he's a bacon ima cut him
The most DELICIOUS food in the world! When the smell of bacon confronts your nostrils, it... it is too great of a sensation that its too hard to explain. It's like when your parents are not at home and there is 4 tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and you eat too much of it and feel SO great after but then you want to eat more and you physically/mentally cant do it. That is what bacon is! :)
"Dude what did you have for breakfast"
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)
Bacon-ation (bay-con-ach-on)
1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.
2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.
3. An act of celebration with bacon.
"Hey Charles, I can't believe you cured cancer! Time for a Baconation!"
"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"