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A food Americans eat to gain a third chin
"Hey want some bacon."
"No you, bloody American"
Bacon is a salty cut of a pig. It is sometimes put in bread for a sandwich.
The bacon was very salt so Jack had to have a drink after his sandwich
Mostly known as the greatest meat of all time, bacon is also the greatest surname. The bacon’s Are quite the partyers and know how to have a good time in good ol Canada
Neighbor: boy those bacon’s sure are partyers
(UK) prison slang for pedo
Yo that guy over there he's a bacon ima cut him
The most DELICIOUS food in the world! When the smell of bacon confronts your nostrils, it... it is too great of a sensation that its too hard to explain. It's like when your parents are not at home and there is 4 tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and you eat too much of it and feel SO great after but then you want to eat more and you physically/mentally cant do it. That is what bacon is! :)
"Dude what did you have for breakfast"
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)
the intensity and clarity of the bacon essence. this can be compromised by adding the bacon to a dish, thereby masking the full rich flavour of the bacon, losing some of it's baconicity.
Adding cooked bacon to mac n cheese is terrific, but the cheese sauce makes it lose it's baconicity.