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When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.
Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
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1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.
A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!
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A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.
KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!
REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.
KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.
REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?
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When you launch semen in a girl's booty and throw her on the sand. The sand or dirt* then sticks to the released semen and creates a sandy ring or "sandy bagel" around the butthole.
*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel
Man 1: Hey you remember that Hella fine girl from that beach party?"
Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"
Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"
A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.
That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.
Referring to someones anus or brown eye.
When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.
A bagel fest refers to a place filled with a majority of women. It is a derrivitive of the term 'sausage fest' when one enters a place or event and a majority of men are present.
John walks into a bar, it is very busy with mostly women, and states to his friends: "it's a right bagel fest in here!"