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to excrete fecal matter from one's anus, mainly a large, intact, and commonly painful, peace of feces.
Joe was on his way to the show, when he realized he had to heave a bail.
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A process in which a giant turd is removed from the toilet thus stinking up the room rather than simply flushing it away.
Bail Out-removing a turd from the toilet
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abreviation of 'professional bail', means to jump ship or just straight up run away. It's professional if you do it on the down low so noone even knows your dogging it.
husband "hay baby iv had such a long day rekon you could help me relax?"
wife "i think iv got an infection or something have you got someone on the side?"
husband "ummm im just gonna go out for a smoke ok hun"
*pro bail/run for hills
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Directly after smoking marijuana, you leave and/or go to bed. Hence the term "bake" and "bail.
Opposite of Wake and Bake.
Bro 1: You think we good?
Bro 2: Yeah bro I'm roasted.
Bro1: Let me just be right back I'll go get snacks.
Bro 2: Speaking of that I got a project to do!
*Bro 2 leaves and goes home and passes the fuck out*
Tomorrow
Bro 1: Yo after you bake and bailed I smoked another bowl.
Bro 2: Why didn't you call me?!
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To blog in a broken yet ryhthmic ryhming style of poet/lyric writing
(excerpt example of baile blogging)
We laughed like priests in bars
We danced like whores in cars
Silly witches being bitches
Angry emos buying eels
We talked and shouted all day
Only to kiss of and go die
Like how say use them
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Bail Mary is a term used in parkour and free running for when some one not only fails to pull off a move or trick, but fails in such a way that is both painful and comical.
Dude, i tried to do a frontflip to cat the other day but i misjudged it and face planted into the ground.
Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?
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1. a noun used to name haybails, referring to when they are especially "happy"
2. to describe haybails when not wanting to or subsituting the word "gay"
3. using this will describe the indescribable feeling of playing on haybails, when you are extremely happy.
"let's go play on the happy bails, TJ!"
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