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A midnight balloon is when you insert the scrotum and testicles inside of a females mouth at approximately midnight simultaneously cutting circulation off from the balls at the base of the penis with both hands or any given clamping device to make them swell inside the females mouth once the balls have completely swoll to copacity in one motion violently jerk the balls from the females mouth causing a loud audible pop.
Wife: Hey bitch What did you do with my husband last night.
Misstress: Huh?
Wife: Bitch! You can't hear me?!
Mistress: I can't hear shit!
Wife: Why you crazy bitch?!
Mistress: You husband gave me a midnight balloon and the pop fucked my ears up call me back in like six hours.
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When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.
I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!
3 meanings:
1: a balloon dildo with cum on it.
2:an asshole
3:a universal swear that nobody knows
1: ill throw a balloon floater at you!
2:your a balloon floater!
3:BALLOON FLOATER!
A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!
Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'
Balloon Lips are lips that keep people from speaking the English language properly
Communicating with balloon lips is very difficult.
The act of placing inflatable objects, normally balloons, inside the recipient, and then filling the object with air. To get the fullest effect of Balloon Animalling, blowing with your lips and lungs is preferred.
I put a balloon in her butt and blew it up. Tada! Balloon Animalling.