Tom Barber

A Person who's ego is bigger than his house

your such a tom barber

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Baltimore Barber Accent

Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.

Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.

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there's always barber college

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.

Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.

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jack knife barber

A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."

Mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.

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Barber Shop

When one of two people rips the pubic hair of the downstairs region Ü

For me and fro schwiggys mom last night

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Barber middle school

Barber Middle School is the most trash ass school!! the kids think they big and bad, the teachers smell like ass, some teachers dnt wear fucking underwear with their nasty selfs, and the office ppl are disrespectful, ugly, and they middle parts smell. the lunch is nasty. u find hair in it. and the hallways are so small!! IM TELLING YOU RN DO NOT GO TO BARBER MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!! if ur parents are tryna take u- jump out of the car!! tbh ion think the ppl in the back heard me DO NOT COME TO BARBER MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!-aaliyah m (amosc: littlecrazy103)

Barber middle school is a trash school.

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Tijuana Barber Pole

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.

Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.