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Butt Bark consists of the stubborn pieces of turd that cling to the anal hairs and often refuse to let go.
While the rocking maneuver and pinch technique are favored strategies for dealing with Butt Bark, if an additional wipe is warranted, it is best to wipe in a front-to-back fashion to generate the greatest degree of sheer force and to avoid contamination of the genital area.
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The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.
Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?
Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.
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Similar to barking spiders. When someone flatulates, you blame it on the barking frogs.
A: *farts loudly* Did you hear those barking frogs?
B: Yep, they're really loud today.
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the stupid way to say "wood chips"
alyssa:"wow, look at all that tan bark!"
anna:"...you mean the wood chips?"
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The proper term for mulch made from the bark of certain species of tree, as contrasted with "wood chips" which are made from that woody stuff inside the bark we call "wood."
"Can you believe some dumbass called tan bark 'wood chips'?"
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Talksport presenter.Tommy Boyd fills in for him sometimes on another station which is quite ironic.
I'm at talksport and Boyd is covering for me somewhere else.
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A barking pig is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.
Norman is the Barking Pig in Cinderella.
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