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barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.

Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.

by dietotaku February 25, 2019


crisis barnacle

Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.

The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.

by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019


Barnacle

some weird lumpy volcano looking shit that grows of shit

stay away from it my nigga

Nigga this barnacle shit got my pee pee hard...

by Yung Microwave February 15, 2018


Barnacles

An expression to suggest a sign of anger or fustration.

"Mom I dropped the sugar "
"For Barnacles sake"

by Barnacle boy February 2, 2019


Barnacle

Someone who "locks down" to a machine, vehicle, door, pipe, window etc., usually for political reasons. A barnacle attaches itself and is difficult to remove. This term is especially used by groups of professional activists.

"Who are the barnacles for this operation?"
"Let's go with John and Jane. They're eager, and have no priors."
"Great, I'll start prepping the lock boxes."

by 65hsml3t November 20, 2014


Barnacle

A straight guy that hangs out with a gay guy in order to hook up with a straight girl

Straight guy: Hey man, do you have any straight girlfriends?
Gay guy:. Don't be such a barnacle!

by HeidiAnton July 10, 2015


Barnacle

A crass word used as a profanity in everyday lingo. Also Anna obscure sea creature that latches on ships and boats.

Kyle: Did you hear what Matilda said?
Luke: Yes, it was a load of barnacles

Kyle: True that

by Booty is my specialty May 1, 2016