Someone who has someone's back way too hard and agrees or cosigns with everything they say.
Get off his nuts ya fuckin dick barnacle.
calling a person an Idiot but adding an under water twist to keep it family friend as mentioned in the TV sitcom Spongebob Sqaurepants
you forgot your soda Barnacle Head
When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.
Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”
The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile
JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.
When a sexual partner nibbles on the other hemorrhoids
Hey man how was your date? It was great she was a barnacle nibbler.
Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards
Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod
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How many barnacle files do you have in your work load?