basement millionaire

A person who lives in their parent's basement and uses their whole paycheque to buy status goods like sports cars, Coach bags and expensive clothes in order to appear prosperous, hip and successful.

"Wow look at Justin's new car...he must be doing well!"
"Oh man, Justin works at Subway and lives in his mom's basement. He spends every penny on that car. He's a basement millionaire!"

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basement hero

used to describe scrubs that cant make enough bank to move out of their parents house around 30 year old burn outs that just play video games with no life morals, usually virgins

gg you basement hero, go fuck yourself

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Basement hobbit

A man of a certain age, starting from 30, who still lives with his mother and could not make it on his own for more than two years at a time without moving back in. Also refers to guys who don't have a job and live with their mother for the free ride, sucking her pension funds dry.

Example #1;

Girl #1: "So how is dating that Dan guy going for you?"

Girl #2: "Well I dumped him... I found out he's nothing but your run-of-the-mill basement hobbit."

Example #2;

Girl #1: "Wayne always has something to b*tch about... yesterday he complained about his mom not giving him money for smokes"

Girl #2: " What in Hell does he have to bitch about? He doesn't work and he lives with his mom... and he's well over 30. He's such a basement hobbit".

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Basement Elf

Someone who sits in their basement by themselves playing massive multiplayer online roleplaying games (MMORPG), like World of Warcraft or Everquest.

"Dude, Bob won't go out with us on Friday, he's a basement elf."

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dark basement

Something you should never google.

I would never google dark basement.

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Basement Child

1. One who spends much of his, or her, time in the basement making nitroglycerin-propelled bombs.
2. A lonely recluse.
3. A person that prefers to participate in evil acitivies when unattended, especially one that manages to perform well in academics.
4. One who has been beaten into submission as a child.

Eric: I dunno, man--we've got a lot of potential basement childs at Drew...
Jack: STFU, n00b!

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Mould in the Basement

Used on My Name Is Earl by Catalina and it means a dirty vagina, basically.

Catalina: I once had a horrible uncle with a hot wife and a nice house but later on we found out that both the house and the wife had mould in the basement.

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