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A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.
The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.
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When your dick gets hard. Called a boner because its hard as bone. Can occur anywhere, anytime, but most commonly in sexual situations. "Tenting" is when it goes horizontal in your pants, typically an embarrassing thing.
Rob saw a stripper and got a severe boner
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when you dick gets hard as a brick;you use this to shove up someones ass.
ima shove that boner up your moms ass.
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(n.) a crush on a trombone player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone player, for another trombone player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.
Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone player I played with in honors band.
Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
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adj.
Used to describe something that was excellent and pleasing to the senses, causing you to get a little too excited
Charlie: Dude, did you see the Led Zeppelin concert last night? Because it was totally boner.
Mike: I didn’t, but I bet you had a great time!
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When your penis gets hard
Damn!! Did you see grandma bend over she always knows how to give me a boner!!
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To bonerize a guy means to fuck another guy in his asshole until you both have cumgasms.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bonerized me three times last night!
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