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The Cryogenic Toilet is what you use after you eat the Cryogenic Meal.
Cryogenic's Roomate: When are you going to get out of there you've been in there for 20 minutes.
Cryogenic: Give me 727 more minutes on the Cryogenic Toilet!
The most wanted thing during Coronavirus disease
Where can I buy Toilet Paper? Nowhere, there is no one
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a toilet so full of joy that it's smiling from ear to ear with mirth and laughter!
boy, Ned sure has a happy toilet. I just love shitting at his house!
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The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet.
1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.
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A fart while one is on the toilet. It's especially loud due to the amplifying effects of the ceramic bowl. They never seem to happen in less someone is nearby.
The guy in the next stall let loose a fusillade of toilet farts, so I hurried out of the restroom before I busted up laughing.
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Toilet humor is reference to defecation, vomiting, farting and urination in a humorous way. It can be funny or just totally stupid depending on the way it is presented. It is the main style of humor used in movies and television series such as American Pie, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and jackass.
Alex: I went into the boys bathroom but i found the toilet to be full of shit. So as an alternative I pissed in the radiator for fear if I flushed the toilet it would overflow.
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When you jizz in the toilet, and you don't flush. Therefore letting harden there.
And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
No ma, that's just Toilet Milk. You know I have to save time in the morning before school.
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