Derp

Someone who thinks that the joke:
"Why did the witch ride her broom?"
"Because her vaccuum was too heavy!"

is worth laughing about.

That Linda is such a derp for laughing at that joke.

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derp

A comment, somewhat incoherent and illogical, that attempts to sound profound. Often a symptom of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Politician: "Our opponent...is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. "

Sensible Viewer: "That is some considerable derp."

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derps

boobies that are lopsided or have unaligned nipples

Hayley Williams, Edward Cullen, and Taylor all have derps.

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Derp

Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also Southern Accent

Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP! Twang, twannnggg......"

Northerner: "WTF did he just say???"

Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO!!! Heheheh!"

Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."

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Derp

The action of pure randomness and retardation.

Guy 1: My entire family just died!!!!
Guy 2:..........derp!

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Derp

When you don't know what you're doing, or will do.

GF: What are you doing?
BF: *at home, doing nothing*:Derping it
Gf: Ok, well let me know when you're finished cleaning.
BF*thinking*: Dumb Bitch...She's gonna clean it.

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derpes

A degenerate disease caused by being in the presence of ugly bitches. Known symptoms include an uncontrollable desire not to fuck, and to have quite imaginative and horrifyingly disgusting visual presence, generally involving something unimaginably repulsive to the nasty-ass, uninfected partner.

Nasty bitch #1: Are you going to fuck me or not?
Normal dude: Actually, I can't. I've just been diagnosed with derpes. I've got these gross pus-filled boils on my shaft.

Some time later…

Nasty bitch #2: Can we fuck now?
Normal dude: I can't, I've got derpes. Highly contagious. My dick oozes nasty goop when it's near pussy. Doc says I've gotta stay away from women, and try to be gay for a while.

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