Beaded Curtains

Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").

Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.

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Bead Rubbing

External Female Masturbation, When a female rubs her clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Anthony: "Kelly did I walk in on you bead rubbing?"

Kelly: "Yes, I was rubbing the bead."

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throw a bead

To jack off; masturbate.

Every morning before work, Matt would put on a porn and throw a bead.

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anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass, what the fuck else would it be?

I'm no tyour girlfriend so quit fucking anal beading me!

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Anal Beads

The best tasting meal when I wake up in the morning.

Mmmmmm... Anal Beads for breakfast.

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Beaded Curtain

A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show

Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?

Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.

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Penile Beads

A Penile Bead is similar to Anal Beads, differing in shape and size. The beads have been elongated to be placed easily into the hole of the penis and the size has decreased, although you can buy several different sizes.

"Hey sexy, guess what I bought?" "Yes, Molly?" "Mmm I bought you some Penile Beads!" "Oh Molly!!"

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