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a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.
Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.
Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.
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A variation of the bloody polar bear.
In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.
He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.
A blowjob with cold hands and lots of teeth.
I got polar bear head last night, it wasn't that great.
I hear Katie gives polar bear head.
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Well...It is big, it is crazy, and, my fine feathered friend, it is in fact a Polar Bear. You can also call your friend this. All in good fun of course.
The Big Crazy Polar Bear tried to convince me that stale fish tastes better unharmed.
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The highest state of "coolness".
Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.
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dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.
also prevents constipation.
yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.
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