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Obama: "US Ground Forces infiltrated Osama bin Laden's compound, bent him over, and fucked him with a rusty pipe without lube before executing him point-blank with a .44. God Bless America."
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Terrorist leader who is apparently far more intelligent than the combined intelligence of the world leaders trying to find him.
My friend got a perfect score on his MCAT. He's a straight-up Osama bin Laden.
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The world's greatest hide and seek player.
America: "Dammit, we didn't even count to 20 and Osama Bin Laden still got away"
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He dead.
Yo you think Osama bin Laden is still out there?" "Nah he dead.
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A supposed "terrorist" that bush and the C.I.A. made up to strip Americans of their freedoms using the Patriot Act to go into the Middle East for oil. Usama worked for the C.I.A. in the 80's under the name Tim Ossman. They also created al-qaeda and taught them how to fight, make bombs, and sneek boxcutters onto a plane.
Osama Bin Laden was a C.I.A. asset.
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