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James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.

White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.

by thickdickdaddy1312 October 9, 2020

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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.

Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022

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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171

by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

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Blaine white

1) Small YouTuber who uses drama for attention.

2) breed of black and white cat that tends to live on the streets covered in bodily fluids

Did you see that stray Blaine white?

by BANANA NATION January 2, 2017


blaine

A city in the suburbs

Blaine, Minnesota

by Saavedraamore February 21, 2016


Blaine

A Blaine is the awesomest dude you’ll meet. He is supermegafoxyawesomehot and often gay, and will always be kind to his significant other.
He also has a smooth as a baby’s butt voice.

“Blaine has an amazing butt that looks like it’s been baked to perfection”

“Blaine’s voice is smooth as a baby’s butt”

“Blaine is totally awesome!”

“Blaine is supermegafoxyawesomehot!”

by HarryFreakinPotterBlaine August 14, 2019


Blaine

An amazing person who never fails to make their friends smile! They may not be happy all the time but they don't usually show how upset they are. Blaine's are most likely the greatest people you will ever meet!

"Did you hear about Blaine ?
"No, what happened?"
"He really made my day!"

by Rori. May 8, 2020