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Trying to blend something for some reason cuz you dont have a life
"I'm finna put a blender in a blender, will it blend?
The act of pulling your butt cheeks apart and rubbing your butthole on another persons butthole.
Dude I was blending last night.
After rigorous anal sex and a happy ending with a partner who has loose stools, results in a blended mudslide running down their leg.
Derek wasn’t feeling well, but was still willing to have sex, and we ended up making a blended mudslide down his leg.
Two women that share a child or children in a blended family dynamic
Yes people would consider her his step mother, but we also have a relationship as mothers. We are blended mamas
• 1 cup fresh orange juice
• 1 banana, frozen
• 1/4 cup greek yogurt
• 1 tbsp mint toothpaste
• handful of mint leaves
• 1/2 cup ice
STEPS:
1. In a blender, combine orange juice, banana, greek yogurt, mint toothpaste, mint leaves, and ice.
2. Blend until smooth and creamy.
3. Pour into glass and garnish with mint leaves.
4. enjoy this revitalizing drink!
Hey, do you wanna try some Minty Citrus Blend?
The blend of three different strains of marijuana in one bowl joint dab ect.
Hey what kind of weed is this? Its a melody blend.
Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.
"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"