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blowing smoke up my ass

Complimenting a person merely to gain something in return.

Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?

Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.

by Old Polecat April 15, 2011

803πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž


blowing smoke up your ass

A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.

I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.

by Eluu December 31, 2016

54πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.

Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…

by Boiler cracker February 6, 2022


blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)

Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

by RSD July 7, 2006

716πŸ‘ 188πŸ‘Ž


blow wind up my skirt

to give me a cheap thrill that is not genuine, e.g. by flattering me or telling me something you think I want to hear

"Stop trying to blow wind up my skirt." "I really think you are amazing at this. I'm not just blowing wind up your skirt." "That doesn't blow wind up my skirt." (that doesn't really thrill me)

by wfk1961 August 20, 2015

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


blowing smoke up my ass

to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.

one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.

as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.

person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"

person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"

by waterbrother September 11, 2009

266πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


Blow sunshine up your arse

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.

I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.

by Fnordicle January 11, 2008

26πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž