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Sub-bogan, a term for second or third generation welfare recipients. Usually defined by the petty crimes they like to commit/brag about and sell low quality drugs for sexual favours from degenerate baby-pushing skanks who can't pay with cash because they are incarcerated 90% of their sad, drug-fuelled life.
They wear trackpants daily and use the word "fuck" or "cunt" every second word, deluded into thinking they are major criminals or master-brawlers who can fight their way out of any situation with their skinny, bruised arms.
Generally, end up serving substantial gaol sentences for repeated acts of stupidity. racist no-hopers who live and talk a life of complete bullshit.
Sub-Bogan 1: "Aye, cunt!"
Sub-Bogan 2: "Yeah, cunt. are you lookin?, aye!?"
When the doors open at a metal concert the initial dash to the front of the mosh pit nearest the stage.
Once complete the general reward is the concealed or stashed beverages (cheapest beer) come out for a toast to the rock gods.
'Door opened and the Bogan Run started. Wank in a Ford tee tripped me & I lost my beer"
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Cask wine / wine sold in a cardboard box.
Dave: "Hey that dude walking over there looks pretty seedy."
Ben: "Yea, he is carrying a bogan briefcase"
A bogan moment is a temporary lapse in judgement or intellect, often associated with or seen in authority figures. A bogan moment might be using poor grammar on an assignment for your students, or it might be incorrectly pronouncing common words. Bogan moments are most often incorrectly formatted, structured, or spelled essay prompts or assignments.
"Dude my teacher just gave us our essay prompts and he spelled every other word wrong!"
"That's such a bogan moment!"
Max Bogan is a man who is love at first sight. He will take your woman in an instant, and if you like or liked him, dont worry, youre like 90% of other people either boy or girl.
I have a crush on Max Bogan
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1. The partaking of overt acts of boganism by middle and upper-class Australians.
2. An Australian persons love of irony taken to an extreme and reflected in certain lifestyle choices in a somewhat conflicting manner, most usually to humorous effect.
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a) An urban corporate executive (Andrew) discussing his car, "My love of the moment is a 1969 modded-up Holden Ute, Beryl-She is awesome!!!"
b) "Bogan" and "Kath and Kim" parties that take place in post-codes such as "3142"
c) The Working Dog's production of (The Australian version) of "Kath and Kim" was a piss-take and celebration of Boganism, but most Working Dog production members and writers would not be classifiable "bogans". Hence, they created a show with some foundations in ironic boganism.
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A relative of the Bogan, the beach bogan resides on the coastal fringes rather than inland. Also known as the amphibious versions of the Bogan family, most tend to reside in area known as "Cronulla". The male of the species are virtually identical but the females tend to be far more attractive than the typical bogan but still have all the traits such as promiscuity, alcohol/drug abuse, ultra laid back lifestyle and bad fashion sense. Australian media tends to use the Beach Bogan in its tourism promo's overseas.
Blond, Blue eyed beach babe Beach Bogan, Lara Bingle
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