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Commences on the ninth of June when the Chicos and chicas of the world dedicate their bodies to 24 hours of straight boinking
Hey Claire, who are you boinking on national boink day?
Boonk gang, but for white people
Person 1: Dude, look at that pair of headphones lying in the ground!
Person 2: BOINK GANG!
*steals the headphones*
When ya nuts hanging so low that they smack passerby under your apartment balcony
Fuck bro 12 on my ass, I just hit a bing boink on one of the passerby below
The act of doggy-styling a partner in a collar and leash near a window. After finishing, you pick them up, with your dick still inserted, then throw them out of the window, having their leash still in your hand, and tugging on it making the leash go ‘Boing!’, snapping their neck instantly.
Johnny: “Hey Fred! I did the Bungee Boink to Stacy last night!”
Fred: “What the fuck is wrong with you”
A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.
EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)
Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.
Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.
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