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boner

when you dick gets hard as a brick;you use this to shove up someones ass.

ima shove that boner up your moms ass.

by mikorico February 25, 2019

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Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

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bonering

Generally getting excited about something

I am totally bonering for our upcoming ski trip.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

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boner

(n.) a crush on a trombone player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone player, for another trombone player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.

Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone player I played with in honors band.

Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

by somethingwitty92 December 31, 2011

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Boner

adj.
Used to describe something that was excellent and pleasing to the senses, causing you to get a little too excited

Charlie: Dude, did you see the Led Zeppelin concert last night? Because it was totally boner.
Mike: I didnโ€™t, but I bet you had a great time!

by BloatedPp534 February 9, 2019

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Boner

When your penis gets hard

Damn!! Did you see grandma bend over she always knows how to give me a boner!!

by Luigigreen nuts August 11, 2019

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bonerize

To bonerize a guy means to fuck another guy in his asshole until you both have cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bonerized me three times last night!

by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021

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