Bong joint

Joints that are thick and not very long, like a chode. They're inevitably shit.

Joe: Hey David do you mind rolling?
David: Yeah no problem, I'll roll a fat joint. It'll smoke really well.
Nishanth: Oh fuck he's rolling another bong joint, thats a shit joint right there.

dolly bong bongs

American slang for a males testicles, made popular by Conan O'Brien.

My testicles itch, I mean my dolly bong bongs.

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Bing Bong

Viral catchphrase coined by Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc) that imitates the chime that sounds when New York City subway doors are closing. The sound can be heard in the intro of each Sidetalk episode.

FUCK YA LIFE - Bing Bong!

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Rusty Bong

When a man is getting a blowjob and the partner lights their anal pubes with a lighter in the same fashion as lighting the weed on a bong

So me and my boyfriend were experimenting the other night and tried the rusty bong

mong bong

When someone puts the whole of their mouth around the top of the bong instead of inside the lip.

davy hume totally did the mong bong on that cone.

Penalty Bong

From over 35 years of personal knowledge. . . .

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)

See also "PB-Penalty Bong"

“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..(A) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (B) tell your Mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) (C) pee yourself? (D) tell that cop we were stoned? (E) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (F) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (G) spill the bong water? (H) do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B")

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bong slut

A person who shares a bong with different groups of people. The person is normally a addict of weed and cannot find a same group of people who are normally down to smoke as they have lives.

Scott: Man have you seen patrick lately?

Andrew: Nah man, i heard his been smoking weed with everyone.

Scott: What a bong slut

*Receives a call from Patrick*

Patrick: hey man wanna smoke weed?

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