Born on the Fourth of July

A phrase used to describe a person whose bottom half of his body has been permanently paralyzed due to either a birth defect or an injury, just like the respective author and screen-playwright of the autobiography and film "Born on the Fourth of July," Ron Kovic.

Roy: Dude, I saw Ron the other day and he couldn't move an inch with his own legs!

Rebecca: Yeah, he was born on the Fourth of July.

natural born killers

people who don't hide from their impulses, and face the truth of what they want. everyone could be one, but are scared by society and law.

natural born killers are the most pure animal of the human race

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Born day

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yes born day blablabla

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Born in January 16

The most mature and cute people were born on this day

Wow you were born in January 16?! Your awesome!!

Born again stoner

When a heavy pot smoker stops smoking weed for a long period of time, and then smokes again. They become a born again stoner.

stoner born-again born again stoner

Baby born syndrome

Attitude towards having a baby common in middle class. Treating own baby child as another expendable fashion item that can be switched off and put aside.

Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.

Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.

- My mother has bought Armani baby clothing, bling-bling Van Clef diamond pacifier AND a set Pupa baby cosmetics for 5000 dollars this week and then wrapped my little brother Tim tight and put him on a shelf for the night to take some rest. Weird.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.

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Battle Born Psychology

A method of couples reconciliation where couples agree to choose who gets final decision making authority for all types of situations to reduce arguments.

Last night my wife and I agreed to take Battle Born Psychology seriously to end our fighting and laid out twelve different situations where she gets final say and I get final say. Our agreements ended immediately.