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When a person runs faster or longer than they're accustomed to, they might have sharp, sudden urges to defecate. The defecation is usually diarrheal, and the runner feels greatly relieved afterwards.
(2 Men are running in the woods.)
Man #1 - I can't believe we've ran for 10 miles!
Man #2 - Neither can I. But can we stop soon? I think I might be catching Runner's Bowel Syndrome.
When a male and femle have anal sex, and the male penetrates the female's bowels. Causing her to pee a combination of Piss, Jizz and Shit. Resembeling oatmeal.
Well, I've been having Oatmeal Bowel Cream for the past few days.
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A savage case of the shits brought on by consuming foods from another culture that the consumer's system is not prepared to handle.
My friend Mark won't try Indian food. He's afraid it'll give him Ethnic Bowel Syndrome.
The effect of too much turkey/gravy/pie.
Dude, lets go get some cheap Christmas presents!
Na man, I'm afraid to leave the house. I've got a bad case of the Black Friday Bowels.
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The power to be able to suppress defecating regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.
Johana: Hey! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a shit right now!
Shaun: No can do, girl! Just use your mind over bowels!
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A low pitched howling noise someone with IBS makes when they are feeling some kind of discomfort, often emotional. It can also be used to accentuate a sentence with little to no effect. The noise can be be best described as the sound that a dinosaur would make when hit by a train.
1: Zack: Joe, you're retarded.
Joe: HNNNNNGGGGGGGG
2: Mark: Man, I'm awesome at this HHNNNNGGGGG.
Jack: Nice Irritable Bowel Howl, there.
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