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Some cuntish poser pop star whore that
1) Promotes bad things like alcoholism, smoking, and all other negative influences to young preppy girls.
2) Can't sing for shit because she lip sings and doesn't even write her own lyrics.
3) Got married for FIFTY FIVE FUCKING HOURS! Jesus, I could hold a relationship better than that!
Britney Spears is a whore that should get AIDS and die for the sake of mankind itself.
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One of the Greatest American Pop icons. Born in Lousiana, she has used her talents to rise out of general anonymity. Famous for live performance of pop music. When it comes to dancing, few of her peers are her equal. She is admired by those who see her talents and hated by others because of jealousy. A really strong icon who has held her head high in the face of general ignorance and prejudice.
Everyone faces crises in their lives...it is interesting to note that all of Britney Spears' detractors tend to attack when one is most vulnerable.
Paparazzi: "Follow her! It's Britney Spears!! Let's catch her slipping up....big cash!!!"
Anonymous bystander: "Live your life and let her live hers!!......(quietly) and get yourself a real job, parasite."
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Britney is a motherfucking SLUT! She is a bitch that hates her fans, the fuckwits that actually like her (satan knows WHY the fuck!?!) and she treats them like shit! this has to fucking stop!! She is a ... words cannot describe her inadecquency....she should suck Marilyn Mansons cock fulltime!! She cannot sing and i pity anyone that likes her ... breed of shallow music, i mean, can YOU relate to the lyrics of : I Love Rock And Roll? She wouldn't have a clue what the fuck rock and roll was if it wasn't for the blessed race that constantly has to remind her... I will now take this oppurtinity to remind you that I possess freedom of speech. Thank You For Your Time.
Britney is a motherfucking SLUT!
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A pop singer that everyone trashes because they are scared to admit that they dance and sing to her music in the shower and in the car quite often. A tell-tale sign of a true Britney closet fan is constant bad mouthing and insult towards her.
"Those sophomore bitches are so indie, they say they hate Britney Spears but they love her more than most."
"Stop faking it. You all love Britney but are scared to admit it for fear of rejection."
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Okay almost every definition about Britney Spears is bad. Sure she's not perfect, but you can't honestly say as a kid growing up in the 90's and the early 2000's that your hitclip wasn't full of Britney Spears songs. Now alot of her music sucks, but i bet you all remember Stronger and Baby One More Time.
you know you remember Britney Spears
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Where to start.. she probably lip-sings which would answer why her voice sounds different in public than when she's singing. She's basically a puppet, or a plastic doll. She doesn't even know Canada is NOT across seas from the U.S. How dumb can you get? Let's not forget she doesn't write her own lyrics, which if she did then they'd probably be worse, if they can get any worse. All Brit does is dance and show off her body, she doesn't sing or anything.
Things that make her fake.
1. She has had surgery on her nose.
2. Her breasts are fake too.
3. Her singing is fake.
4. Even her hair color is fake. YES PEOPLE, she's not blonde! And there's pictures of her childhood to prove it. She's a DUMB Brunette!
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a once upon a time...she was an innocently pretty blonde bimbo girl who rivalled the likes of Christina Aguliera and Jessica Simpson but turned whore-ish due to media scrutiny and pressure.
Initially had claimed christianity as sole religion, yet sang songs about sex, claimed to be virgin and infamously stated the "no sex before marriage" phrase, yet lost her virginity to Fred Durst.
Went crazy, married Kevin Federline, suprised the world by staying by his dysfunctional side for 2 years before the world realised after the divorce she was in fact the dysfunctional one.
Went more crazy
Shaved her head, 666. worshipped satan. Banged the sides of vans with broken umbrellas.
Crazy ass White bitch...
Girl: Yo` i wanna get famous!! tell me how!
Me: Do a Britney Spears, shave it all off and bang the side of a van with a broken umbrella =D
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