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This phrase applies to situations when a girl comes round and she is not what you expected, be it because she has 'catfished you' or she just had really strong game and come round without you first asking for a picture. You still want to hit it up because otherwise it is a waste of time and the rest of the night will be awkward if you reject it, so you hesitantly sit there and reluctantly fool around with it like a kid eating tea that mum has cooked knowing that you have to eat it, but you just really don't want to.
Oh dude i got a chick over last night and i was pushing the broccoli until i blew so that she would leave.
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THIS PERSON IS SO COOL!!
SHE HAS COOL COSPLAYS
''Wow, sad._.broccoli does have alot of cosplays''
''I LOVE sad._.broccoli s cosplays!!''
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A women from El Paso who is the hotness, looks like Nicola Roberts, but is much hotter than that.
"My ! that girl is hot!, she's my broccoli spears"
Piccadilly Jim "I never realised Anna was a broccoli spears, i wish i'd never bad mouthed her in class"
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An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.
Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'
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Deku from My Hero Academia is the cutest lil green haired broccoli. It means he is b r o c c o l i.
My lil broccoli boi Deku and my angry kitty cat Katsuki are the best ship.
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An uggo, the opposite of eye candy.
That chick is homely.
Yeah, total eye broccoli
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