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Eye Broccoli

Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.

Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli

by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 11, 2015

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cut the broccoli

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

by Hot Digity October 24, 2018

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sad._.broccoli

THIS PERSON IS SO COOL!!

SHE HAS COOL COSPLAYS

''Wow, sad._.broccoli does have alot of cosplays''
''I LOVE sad._.broccoli s cosplays!!''

by Shittingwithdogs June 1, 2021

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broccoli spears

A women from El Paso who is the hotness, looks like Nicola Roberts, but is much hotter than that.

"My ! that girl is hot!, she's my broccoli spears"

Piccadilly Jim "I never realised Anna was a broccoli spears, i wish i'd never bad mouthed her in class"

by morrissey-solo chatter June 29, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Broccoli Chewer

An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.

Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'

by royston232 January 29, 2009

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broccoli boi

Deku from My Hero Academia is the cutest lil green haired broccoli. It means he is b r o c c o l i.

My lil broccoli boi Deku and my angry kitty cat Katsuki are the best ship.

by av ๐Ÿคง December 18, 2020

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eye broccoli

An uggo, the opposite of eye candy.

That chick is homely.
Yeah, total eye broccoli

by Rpoole11 December 7, 2010

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