Thirsty Buddha

When you’re soooo thirsty for a good anal after a drink

Geneviève : ahh I’m so thirsty for James
Anne- claire : you’re such a TB
Geneviève: I know such a thirsty Buddha

Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.

Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?

stoned buddha

When a religious person gets high/stoned

Person 1: Yo matty ur we’re so stoned Buddha last night
Matty: fax

Skinny Buddha

Food you cant help eat a shitload of, and not gain an ounce.

Yo I was fuckin starving yesterday but I was worried about making weight for my wrestling match, so I searched around till I found that Skinny Buddha.

Buddha Flip

A Buddha Flip is where you perform a static Gainer 180.

Shaggy: Bunny just static kashed something his own height!

Dave does a Buddha Flip

Bunny: Damn that's impressive, who cares about my kash...

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

Gooda Buddha

Gooda Buddha is a person who got the gooda inside there buddha
Jerry is a Gooda Buddha

Mitch: Jerry , you are such a gooda Buddha!!!
Jerry:Staappp!!!

Jerry: You think gooda buddha and gorgonzola allah would be in the dream blunt rotation or nah?