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space a straight man tries to put between himself and his buddy when they go to the movies together.
Mike laid his jacket on the seat next to him and told Aaron to sit on the other side of it in order to create a guy buffer.
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A hired professional who licks the shit off the dicks of men after a gay orgy.
Jason is such a cock buffer.
Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.
Is there a cock buffer in the house?
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Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.
Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...
Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.
i.e eddie is a penis buffer
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A member of the opposite sex seated between two straight men as a "buffer", in order to cut back on awkwardness. Often abbreviated "PB" in casual use.
Jenna, Dave and Carlos have their panties in a twist and won't sit next to each other. Can you go over there and pussy buffer (PB)?
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A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.
"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"
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the person you bother when somthing is taking to long to load on your computer.
stacy was downloading some RPG and made me her buffer bitch. took over an hour.
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The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.
I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.