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A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.
"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."
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An informal luncheon or lunch originating in the area around Leipzig Germay—originally the light meal eaten between breakfast and dinner, but now often taking the place of dinner, the fashionable hour being one (or half after if cards are to follow) —is of two kinds. The "buffet" luncheon, at which the guests eat standing; and the luncheon served at small tables, at which the guests are seated....
The following dishes cover the essentials of a “German buffet” luncheon. Beverages: punch, coffee, chocolate (poured from urn, or filled cups brought from pantry on tray); hot entrées including Bratwurst, Klöße, Schäuferla, or Heidschnucke of various sorts (served from chafing dish or platter) preceded by hot bouillon; cold entrées, Sauerbraten, Sauerkraut, and Kartoffelsalat with heavy dressings; hot rolls, wafer-cut sandwiches (lettuce, tomato, deviled ham, etc.); small cakes, frozen creams and ices.
Marc and Sebastian enjoyed a messy, but filling German buffet after work
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someone who can feast off the all-you-can-eat buffet bar. A person that will eat enough at an all-you-can-eat establishment and get its money worth.
She only has one serving at the all-you-can-eat oyster bar and I paid $30 for it! She is definitely not buffet-worthy.
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When at a buffet, using the tongs in your hand to steal food either a)already on someone else's plate, or b)out of another person's tongs.
I had this nice piece of sweet and sour chicken snatched up, and right as I went to put it on my plate, this bitch buffet sharked me.
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1. A time at which one eats as much vagina as humanly possible and finishes it off with a big, hearty mug of 'gina juice.
Travis: "Where do you wanna eat?"
Brian: "I dunno."
Travis: "Where do you wanna eat?"
Brian: "I wanna go to the Vagina Buffet. It's all-you-can-eat! And it's open 24 hours."
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This is the act of a man receiving fellatio from a female while "taking a dump," and eating a turkey sandwich. Also known as receiving a blumpkin while eating a sandwich.
Remus was hungry while receiving a blumpkin so he began to eat a turkey sandwich. He later bragged to his friends that he had taken part in a STINKY BUFFET.
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When getting setup with a CPAP machine for sleep apnea, a provider may put out many different types of used CPAP Masks that have been used by hundreds of people to see which one fits best for the person. It's an effort designed to prevent opening up new masks constantly to cut on costs.
My dad went to the medical supply store to get setup with a CPAP Machine. When they put out the CPAP Buffet, he asked for a new mask.