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A lean, low fat, healthy, delicious burger patty made out of ground venison (deer meat). Some prefer to mix in a small amount of ground pork to add some fat and moisture.
I invited my GF over for dinner and made Bambi Burgers. She found the first bite delicious and asked how I had prepared the burgers.
When I told her that they were made with ground deer meat, she immediately ran to the bathroom gagging. Upon her return, she scolded me for shooting Bambi.
A fart so disgustingly smelly that it can only be compared to a nuclear explosion.
My girlfriend released a stench burger in the shower this morning. It's been about 8 hours and the bathroom still stinks.
A bagel, lox (thinly sliced smoked salmon), and cream cheese. Just like the staple of "American cusine" is the hamburger, so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews.
Sunday morning brunch: Mom, please pass me another jew burger with extra schmear!
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A soft, sparse moustache typically grown by teenage boys.
"Ere Wayne, you proper need a shave."
"How do I, dickhead?"
"He's right, you've got a right bastard burger tash."
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1...a burger, so amazingly edible and tasty, that only the highest qualilty resturants include them on thier menu.
2...what to ask for as a joke at a drive through window like McDonalds or other similar fast food resturant, knowing that they don't know what it is.
3...a small town in Australia, the state of Victoria
I had the Yea Burger at the Formal Dining resturant, and it was so good, I went and murdered the chef.
(at a drivethrough window)
Guy: Can I get a Yea Burger?
Attendant:A what?
Guy:A fukin Yea Burger you idiot.
Attendant:Um, Yea sure?! Do you want fries with that?
Guy: Yea, of course I do, you fukin assmouthed bastard.
Attendant: Please pull to the next window sir.
Guy:Yea.
Yesterday, we all went up to Yea, and we got Yeaed.
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Plain. Well Done. No Cheese. Burnt to a crisp. Crispy Bacon. Preferably prepared at a drinking establishment.
That lame ass ordered nothing except a Baker Burger and French Fries.
Something that has obviously been recklessly put together without skill. Usually the person responsible has no idea that their work is bad nor that they are sometimes viewed with contempt. People in all works of life are candidates.
Think:
1. Iceberg proportions of.
2. Floating aimlessly.
3. Large Toilet Bowl.
Customer: "You call that a design for a house ?"
Rubbish Impostor Architect: "Yes, this is my latest design !"
Customer: "It's Toilet Burger mate, sorry.."