While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.
"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."
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Slang for a male homosexual
Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
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one who steals or has a great obsession with turds
sick, get away from me turd burglar!
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Basically someone who burgles choads
"Hey marcus what are you doing?"
"Shhh Im just burgling this guys choad"
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Someone who steals felch from a gay man's ass; by either licking or sucking the orifice dry. Afterwards, the thief gargles the felch until regurgitating it back into the orifice, only to steal it again.
That felch burglar is stealing it again!
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Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.
Ok let's go!
Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.
(15 minutes later)
Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.
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