Short for “Burtis”, the name of a damn clown
Burt come hit the bong
“Burt”-sized
A burt is a little weak man who thinks hes ten men but really hes a soft little weasel. Ie - Mike smith
Some little burt called mike smith rang me up wanting me come with him while he has a fight. so i went with him and ended up slapping him for being a soft weasel burt.
Mike go get me a drink ya burt.
Someone who thinks hes ten men But really is a thin little wet fart = Burt
Smith rang me up wanting help him because his co workers kept on pulling his duds over his head. so i told him stop being a little BURT before i slapped him silly again.
Ere seriously, why you such a mibsy nosey little burt?
get me a drink burt.
Needing to Fart and Burp at the same time
Flip me Robert, i really need a burt
When you burp and fart simultaneously.
After I ate that Chipotle, I burted all night.