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A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.
Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.
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jack collins is typically referred to as being a ladies man and wants to dog the boys every weekend
thinks he knows all when he doesnt, commonly has a girlfriend for less than a month and very jealous
"Hey Jack collins, wanna hang out?"
"nah i cant im busy"
"oh wow dog the boys why dont ya"
An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.
Minion #1: We must take out the opponents for Misha Collins!
Minion #2: The Sex FTW!!!!!
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A dickhead who breaks up with you a automatically get with another girl 30 seconds later; don't trust them.
Hey I heard Collin got with another girl are you okay?
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• Actor. Baker. Candlestick maker.
• Plays the angel Castiel on Supernatural.
• Is the Queen of the SPN family/fandom.
• Creator of RandomActs.org + GISHWHES (greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen).
• The Overlord.
• Will probably take over the world someday and people would let him.
• King of social media: Twitter, Facebook live + Snapchat poems.
• Drags Donald Trump on Twitter.
• Dislikes Donald Trump.
• Former White House Intern.
• Bible group believes him to be the Anti-Christ.
• Likes to be obeyed. (See Dom!brow)
• Ships Destiel (Dean + Castiel)
• Probably insane.
• Father to future Overlord West Collins and Maison Collins.
• Cooking fast and fresh with West.
• Swears a lot.
• Sarcasm + Irony are his most loyal companions.
• His "minions" are his fans/servants.
• Mishapocalypse.
• Special skills: Bicycle touring, Tibetan throat singing, acting on camera and more.
• Favourite Disney princess: Jensen Ackles.
• Obsession with kale.
• Indian-Russian accent.
• "Where's Misha?" by Rob Benedict, Richard Speight Jr + Louden Swain.
• Will mostly likely still be starring on Supernatural Season 39.
• Bluest eyes to ever blue.
Person: Why are you wearing a pet hair dress?
Minion: The Overlord requested it.
Person: What?
Minion: It's GISHWHES week! Misha Collins rules!
Minion1: Hey, what's up, Assbutt?
Minion2: Not much. Just talked to some other minions how we could get rid of Trump and help Misha on his throne.
Person: What is happening?!
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The biggest legend ever! Like all legends, his was captured in the most cruel yet effective way possible. It was a sultry evening on August 22, 1922 when a shot rang out across the normally quiet valley of Beal na mBlath in West Cork, killing one of the most promising leaders in Irish history.
Before his untimely death, Collins took part in many major events in Irish history. He started out in the 1916 Easter Rising and was to later become one of the driving forces behind the War of Independence. He set up a spy network in Dublin, and "the Squad", a group which assassinated british spies. He was one of the revolutionary leaders who signed the Anglo-Irish treaty of 1921. After the Irish civil war ended, Collins was ambushed by a group of irregulars(anti-treaty ira) and shot dead. Today, he is still remembered as one of Irelands greatest leaders to date.
"Mind that child. He'll be a great man yet. He'll do great things for Ireland" - Michael Collins' father on his deathbed pointing to his six-year-old son
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A derogatory term for a woman who doesn’t stand up for sexism or sexual assault, especially against her own gender.
I can’t believe Stacy laughs when her boyfriend catcalls at other women. She’s a total Susan Collins.
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