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furious, blood soaked mosh machine; dan, chris, mike, mike, mike. derivative of white plains hardcore innovators shoe gang. travels with the unsavory and handsome "Kill Team" entourage.
Cain and Abel bring the motherfuckin hardcore.
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To push your girlfriends head towards your crotch in hopes of oral satisfaction.
Bill: "Dude, the movie we rented last night was so boring, I decided to Herman Cain my girl in hopes of passing the time more quickly."
Wayne: "That's awesome man, did she oblige?"
Bill: "Hell no! She said she was going to hold a news conference tomorrow with Gloria Allred and tell the world."
Wayne: "Dauumn!"
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An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.
Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
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raising Cain:
1. The act of raising or striking with a cane in anger.
2. Raising Cain from the grave, as in biblical times. (Cain and Abel brothers.)
1. Johnny was raising Cain.
Johnny was so hurt he began raising Cain. (Woke the dead.)
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a sex move wherein you slide your hand up the girl's skirt to the crotch while simultaneously pushing her head down to your crotch while asking "you want a job, dontcha?"
"I pulled a Herman Cain on my date last night. She scratched me and said she never wants to see me again."
"That sure is a pimp move, dawg!"
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when something reminds you of Ethel Cain, it's because it has Ethel Cain vibes. things with Ethel Cain vibes include most churches, open fields, american flags, abandoned houses, swamps, big pairs of old scissors, the movie Gummo, creeks and streams, being barefoot, etc
person one: do you wanna walk around barefoot outside?
person two: that's so Ethel Cain vibes
a floating jaw with a body with suits with eyes and the host for the amazing digital circus
Caine TADC: Hello there! are you ready for TADC?
pomni: uhh, yeah? what do you look like?
Caine TADC: a floating jaw with a body with suits with eyes!
pomni! thats cool!
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