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A summer camp for under privileged super models.
I was a counselor at "Camp Slipadick"!
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Widely misused in the world of EDM to allegedly mean being loyal to a music stream containing Plamp. Actually means to craftily masturbate.
He's really enjoying this set, but did he just camp plamp on himself?
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A Trump Camp or trumpcamp is a camp detaining and abusing illegal immigrants in the US, taking children away from their families, putting children into cages... Created by 45 president of the US: Republican Donald Trump, thus the name. The camps resemble concentration camps more than asylum centres.
The US is creating refugees by raging wars in other countries, and then instead of helping them they keep them in trump camps
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Sleeping outside in the backcountry without an overhead shelter (such as a tent or tarp), usually done in the context of backpacking. The decision to cowboy camp is a calculated one - bugs, rain, snow, etc. are all possible backfires to the decision and can damper the experience.
Note that having an adequate shelter is a must, cowboy camping is the decision to forgo setting up a dedicated shelter and betting that conditions will be such that the shelter is not needed (but the dedicated shelter is still present/available should it be needed). Not bringing adequate shelter with you into the backcountry is foolish and can result in injury or death.
Last night we went cowboy camping at Panther Gap and the stars were ridiculous.
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The Absolute worst place you can be forced to live or work at. Sausage feast followed with alcoholism, depression, high suicide rates and the shittiest chow hall known to man. The only girls on the base are pretty much dudes with vaginas and after about a month there you'll fuck anything with a hole on it. Base gets new people all the time who think they're "deployed" when really they're just cheating on their significant other with a nasty ass local who probably has the clap. They also end up buying out all the alcohol because they don't do shit besides bitch and moan about their 6 months stuck in the devil's armpit. They fill up the gym and ruin it even more for the borderline suicidal fucks who are already stuck there for 2 or 3 years because they want to work out but order a fucking pizza every night and make the delivery times on base go from fast to slower than a fucking snail because they all order the same shit. It's also the only base on the island to not have a taco bell and we got stuck with a shitty popeyes, an overpriced pizza hut, and soggy ass subway and an above par burger king that doesn't fucking deliver. So if you're in the Marines or Navy and you get orders to this fucking base I highly recommend fighting to get orders to another place or jump off a balcony and land head first because if you don't do it now you'll eventually do it later down the road at Camp Schwab
"Hey dude, how did you like Camp Schwab?"
"I'd rather fuck my asshole with a cactus then go back to Camp Schwab"
Roof Camping is a term used to describe pussies in games such as Rust, where highly geared players far into the game sit on top of their base shooting people enlarging their ego for the 1 out of every 50 bullets they hit.
Jeff: *sits on the roof shooting at nakeds*
Steve: Jeff is such a Roof Camping Bitch
A film starring Youtube stars Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart and Hannah Hart in which the girls' beloved childhood camp is under threat from the technology-obsessed Jared who wishes to "update" the place. The stars fight back, and find love along the way. Obviously that love is with each other and no one else because they ship Hartsquaredbig and what's that sorry I can't hear you over the canons and by that I mean it is canon bye
Me: Have you seen Camp Takota yet?
Friend: No what is it
Me *Gives you the ring finger*
Friend: What are you-
Me: You're not worth the middle finger.
Friend What the f-
Me: You'd get it if you wATCHED THE DAMN MOVIE
Me: Camp Takota was made independently by three young women who specialise in new media and through online download sales alone the movie broke even within 4 days.
Friend: Sounds good. Is there a link to watch it for free? I don't wanna pay for it
Me:
Me:
Me: *dials number* Yes hello, Gil? Imma need you to cut a bitch.
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