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A porridge cannon is where you spread your cheeks while bending over to spray faeces at people for fun. for best results eat lots of dogdy food on a seedy sunday
Jerrome was always hogging the toilet so i kicked the door in and blasted him with my porridge cannon.
Adrian's porridge cannon was leaking so he had to see a doctor before it seized up
I would let mel gibson eat a bowl of cereal out of my porridge cannon any day
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DAMN! He just unloaded his SPLOOGE CANNON right into her face!
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cannon fodder, meaning someone who is expendable or in simpler terms, a tool. It is a verry flexible term that is used widley in reference to politics and athletics, but most frequently in combat. The term is a military term that dates back to the civil war, troops would be sent out as distraction to the cannons, or simply as "food for the cannons" in other words, fodder means food, thus cannon fodder means cannon food.
1)Bush is Chenneys cannon fodder... what a tool.
2)in the game of rugby, Backs are Cannon fodder for the Forwards, who do all the real work
3)half of the platoon was used as cannon fodder when they went over the top of the trench.
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An ASCII art used back in the old days of AOL chatrooms (Version 5.0 or so) which was made to rsemble a man firing pies at another man.
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(n). A person of overwhelming enthusiasm
That guy's a real joy cannon; you can't shut him up, and honestly, I don't really want to.
A term for male genitalia. See penis, dick, or meat missile. **Note, to utilize this term you may not be referring to one who is sterile.
"All I'm talking about is fucking your mouth with my DNA Cannon."
"Be sure you put the safety on your DNA Cannon before you hump that whore."