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Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
When a Bull searches for a Condom but the only thing that fits is a Canoe.
As my Dad used to say... "Aren't we all just Bulls looking for a Bull Canoe?"
Then the shaking started...
Great nickname for a person named Valentina. Valentina is a dope friend who is hilarious and a great companion.
Person1: Wow Valentina is so nice
Person2: Yeah she's a VAL-Cano
descriptive word representing the labia and clitoris
" i took her pants off and it was like looking at a little skinhead in a canoe "
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A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. One thing that needs to be in consideration is that the position is required to have all lubrication substituted with cooled melted butter
Guy 1: Hey you see those three girls over there?
Guy 2: Yeah they're sexy
Guy 3: I did the "American Canoe" with them last night, they're freaky as heck!
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When you need to take a shit really bad, and the toilet isn’t available, so you use the next best option and use the sink.
Me: “Hey man did you see the toilet was out of order”
Friend: “Yeah! I couldn’t wait so I dropped a sink canoe”
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A man or woman who has numerous whitewater canoes that he or she can paddle whenever they please. However, sometime the other canoes get jealous and canoe drama ensues.
Anthony is a canoe slut.
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