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Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats. Also carbon soldiers.
I don't have a little carbon soldier yet but maybe in the not so future.
"Yes they are my little carbon soldiers."
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A black person that behaves like a niger.
He's Carbon-14.
We went over to the ballpark but most of them people are Carbon-14.
My neighbor used to be a nice guy but now he acts like Carbon-14.
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a derogatory term used by old wasp women to describe a group of black children, noting the uniform appearance and dark color of their skin, 'as if they were carbon paper duplicates'.
Look at all those little carbon copies! I'm glad that isnt my store.
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The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.
Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"
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A man-made, or "synthetic" perception of one's penis. Often, a carbon dick is a property of one who drives big, loud, gas guzzling trucks to over compensate for their small penis. This hints at the correlation between the carbon footprint and the carbon dick.
Carbon Dicks are often self-absorbed individuals who care more about presenting a masculine appearance than they do about being decent, considerate human beings.
"Check out that guy with the Hummer H3. I bet he gets 2 miles per gallon. What a carbon dick."
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An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blown open and killing everyone inside
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.
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a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke
Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."