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He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
damn sam carpenter is so cool!
When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.
I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.
The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.
Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees
I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
handsome and cute and an anerexitic who plays smash bros and likes to smash his bros
i am jack carpenter and i love tyler stone and being gay for noah carey
Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.
Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?
Timothy: Yo, I saw Sabrina Carpenter in concert and she looks like Barbie..
Paul: Did you watch her concert or did you youtube her concert?
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