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The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.
a badass who can literally take my children <33
"tara is overrated, blah blah blah." - a dumb human figure
"tara carpenter is a cool human being" - a fucking awesome person.
handsome and cute and an anerexitic who plays smash bros and likes to smash his bros
i am jack carpenter and i love tyler stone and being gay for noah carey
The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.
Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees
I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.
Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?