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quite possibly the finest high school institution in the united states, as well as the world. An all male school made up of the most intelligent youths a city can produce. Created in 1927, Central was destined for distinguished greatness. Although tarnished with tea-bagging alligations, the school community's resolve has shown through to the point where other schools have nothing else to criticize such an institution of learning for other than this allegid incident. The school, although all male, creates an invironment that caters to all walks of life, where gay, strait, catholic, or non, each individual will be called a fag by a fellow classmate and have his books encompassed with falic symbols ejaculating over last nights math assignment. Book checks are unaviodable and gamesharking illegal. Oakland girls are overrated because of being surrounded by scrotem for 6hours out of the day. All in all the female teachers are not hot at all if seen in normal day-to-day interaction and no school is better fit for young men looking for a college-preparatory school with a reputation of success than Pittsburgh Central Catholic. Unlike those greensburgh name stealing sons of bitches. We are the real CENTRAL and the viking is the only mascot we know or aknowledge. C.E.N.T.R.A.L whats that spell? CENTRAL! WHAT??
Central Catholic, better than your school since 1927.
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When you pray the Rosary whenever you can, you read the NAB version of the Holy Bible. You know where the Pope is at all times and you keep up with the president election because you don't want Obama to take away your religious freedom. You have catholic swag when you wear your Rosary not just as a necklace, but as a statement. You KNOW when you have Catholic Swag when a Protestant comes up to you and tells you that you do not have a personal relationship with Christ, and you tell them ,"I take the Eucharist every Sunday, the Eucharist is the Body of Christ, It can not get anymore personal than that SISTAH!" OH BUDDAY and YOU KNOW when you have Catholic Swag when your best friend wants to become a Priest and he is the coolest guy in youth group and when your best friend Jill wants to be a Sister and you are like AMEN AMEN AMEN!! Pray for each other, Love each other, God Bless <3 #Catholic SWAG
@FuentedeJovenesenCristo #Catholic SWAG <- FACEBOOK
John: Hey did you go to Cafe Con Cristo last Friday?
Jill: Yeah! It was Catholic Swagged up to the max! See you at the Catholic Swag event next Saturday!
John: Aiight, Pray for me okay gurl ?
Jill: Amen to that my brother in Christ, see ya Sunday!
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Siblings born less than 12 months apart.
Rick was 11 months old when his mother had Mary. They're catholic twins.
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When a women masturbates, and when she is about to squirt, a man opens his anus and she squirts in the hole.
Shawn was ready for his first Catholic waterfall from his mother.
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One of the most corrupt institutions on the planet. While the world goes hungry they have to buy fancy gold shit to put on their bishops, cardinals and popes.
Catholic to Mobster : ZOMG the pope just excommunicated members of the mafia.
Mobster: BFD, at least admit we are crooks and don't cover up for pedophiles unlike the Catholic Church.
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A person baptized as a Catholic as a baby or young child and raised in a religious family, usually attending religious schools throughout childhood. Often (but not necessarily) said with the implication that the person is Catholic in Name Only (CINO), remaining with the religion only because they were raised with it.
I'm a cradle Catholic, so it would trouble my parents if they found out that I'm actually an atheist.
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Although CC seems to win every single sports game they participate in, the students have their heads up their own asses and think all other schools are inferior.
"Dude our football team is playing Catholic Central tomorrow"
"Why don't you just quit now?"
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