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An annoying device(yet useful for emergency only)that you see someone speaking into or screaming into everytime you go to Walmart, the mall, on a work break, and most irritating, in a public computer lab or movie theater.
Scene: Movie Theater
*Loud Annoying Ringtone Ringing* Idiot answers softly, "Hello?" Then loudly, "Hello!! I can't hear you....call me back, eh ok bye." *Loud Ringing AGAIN*, "HEY BABY WHATS UP.(everyone in the room turns to the Idiot) "NOTHING IM JUST HERE WATCHING A MOVIE....(laughs at movie line) "WHAT?? SHUT THE F* UP! HE WENT TO SAN ANTONIO? REALLLYYYYYY....WHEN???" (about 3 people sssssshhhhhh him, and 1 girl curses at him)
Ah, that drives me insane. If one is going to have a personal convo please go outside. I own a cell phone but I don't want everyone knowing my business so I respect and talk somewhere else or at least softly and not grab everyone's attention. Is one that lonely that they need to create so much noise? I also pay to watch a movie and not to listen to some dumbo talking to his "baby's mama."
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An obese person who requires gastric bypass.
Brian's aunt susan was a G-Cell until she had Gastric Bypass and now shes just a regular cell.
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Fortnite players, also could be used for naming a cell for a disease called cancer
Hey Jack, have you seen the cancer cells anywhere?
Nope, I think they're over in Science class right now.
Okay, just tell me if you see them anywhere.
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F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN, U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS, N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS. My point Perfect-Cell sounds like Plankton.
Perfect-Cell, is he that one dude from Dragon Ball Z Abridged?
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A portable cancer-causing device that works by sending deadly radiation through a person's ear.
Cellphone drivers are brain-deficient.
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that guy with the cell phone ahead of us is going 25 mph in a 70 mph zone
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Cell Machine is a 0-player simulation game, where player has no control over the simulation once it started. By carefully placing different cells the game provides, you can create unique machines. This cellular automata game was made by Sam Hogan for a game jam.
TheTrashCell is a popular YouTuber who makes videos about Cell Machine.