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Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.
They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.
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the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...
dude my cell phone awareness is off i almost knocked over that stand!!!!
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Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
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1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.
2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.
1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.
2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.
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n. someone who carries two or more cell phones (none of which are for business purposes) and is talking on one of them almost all the time... this person will stop whatever they're doing to talk on their cell phone, even if they're with friends
adj. radiation from cell phones (obviously)
Oh shit, Cell Phone Radiation is coming... better get my lead apron!
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The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.
Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!
Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!
Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
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A phrase used when someone is unfocused or is not paying attention to the task at hand
"Wait? I zoned out. What were you saying?"
"Come on dad, GET OFF THE CELL PHONE."