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A man who changes his entire personality to get laid. Pretends to like girl things, bands, music. Dresses in baggy clothes and posts about cats.
Girl: Do you think he really like TV Girl and Lana Del Rey?
Regular man: no. He’s a chameleon man. He’ll change his entire personality just for some ass.
The Snake Chameleon Hybrid will be come everything you want him to be and more.
It is a member of the car business. It likes to steal your customers and keep them for themselves.
Holy Shit, that damn Snake Chameleon Hybrid took another one of my customers and acted as if nothing was wrong!
When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus
Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?
Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.
A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.
I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.
Verb - A person who adapts speech, appearance, and behavior to quickly fit in; regardless of how obvious it is.
Did you hear Hillary Clinton's speech in the South? She totally chameleonized it with the fake accent.
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Only enjoy doing 45-50% of what they enjoy, or they might pick up on it really quick.
Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.
Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.
Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.
Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.
Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire
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That one person who always insists that "they'll have what you're having" at a restaurant, and will never pick for themselves.
Waiter: "Hello and welcome, what can I get for you guys today?"
Culinary Chameleon: "I'll just get what he's having."