Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.

Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."

Cheeto pie

Another name for a red heads ass hole

I ate that red heads Cheeto pie last night.

Cheeto Party

A "Party" held by a teenager that normally a sixth grader would have. A party without alcohol.

Kid A: Hey do you want to come over to my house on friday? my mom will be making empanadas.
Kid B: Oh... A Cheeto Party.

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Wet cheeto

when a weird looking redhead recieves oral sex from a desperate girl

Hey did you hear?! Cory Flores totally got a wet cheeto last night from some floored bitch!

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hot cheetos

the best kind of snack on this planet that black people love with a side of nacho cheese

Yo Tyrone, hook a nigga up wid sum cheeze i got da hot cheetos

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Cheeto Puff

Cheese snack, name for people who are weenies.

That weenie right there is a cheeto puff.

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cheeto titties

When you're eating Cheetos in bed and the flavoring Falls and sticks to your Breasts/ManBreasts this is Cheeto Tittys.

Man, I woke up this morning to the Best Cheeto Titties I have ever seen.

Guys this morning I had the best Cheeto titty breakfast anybody could ask for.

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